Two ladies are sitting on the green grass of the lawn. One says "Oh,I am getting late,my daughter has not come so far." The other ladies daughter who is about four years old has been coming to the park daily. While the ladies sit and gossip they have a tendency to break a few grass twigs and nibble at them. This girl says" aunty.It is good she is late.At least you will now get the time to eat more grass till she comes." by Anon

The TV is on. A tennis match between two beautiful ladies is in progress. The father and son are watching and trying to decide who will win. Son says " I choose Sania". Father says " I choose Sharapova". Suddenly the wife bursts in to the room and says " No, No,How can he? He has already chosen me." by RKJain